attainable goal I have for myself
in the next 6 years, before I’m 30…
is simply to be in an apartment of my own, in a big city building, that looks down on the city below, during sunset, blasting music, dancing freely, joint in my hand, with a friend not a lover.
These are the moments they write books about.
The feeling you search your whole life for.
That moment of golden happiness that is pure in it’s simplicity, perfect in it’s effortlessness, and clear in it’s joy.
I wanna dance all night, get drunk off whiskey or wine, not watch a second of television or even touch my phone, have beautiful conversations til dawn and fall asleep wrapped in a warm blanket.
and in the morning, with my hangover, with duties calling, responsibilities waiting, I’ll drink my tall glass of water and black coffee in my cute little kitchen, and smile despite my pain.
ATTN: ALL HOES! REBOUND AUDITIONS AT 11PM SHARP!
Hoe: Ohmigod, Sarah, I just got the greatest news!
Sarah: What? You actually DONT have an STD?
Hoe: No! My agent totally got me an audition! I’m so excited!
Sarah: Whats the part?
Hoe: Being _____’s Rebound! (glances at watch) ..Shit! I have to hurry to the audition, there are plenty of other Hoe’s bound to be trying for the part, and I want to get there first!
Sarah: What do you have to do at this audition? Are you prepared?
Hoe: I dunno, probably the usual…. Be super slutty and available, laugh at all his jokes, spam his Facebook and Instagram with flirty comments, and listen to him sympathetically while he cries about his ex. Of course I’m prepared! I’ve been waiting for this part for like two years now!
Sarah: Well, you better hurry before another Hoe snaps up the role! Good luck! Or, as they say in the biz…… Break a vagina!